<![CDATA[Semi-Functioning Press]]>https://www.semifunctioningpress.comhttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kbNo!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd85d2b95-6063-4dec-a5df-a8bffd0f0b47_1017x1017.pngSemi-Functioning Presshttps://www.semifunctioningpress.comSubstackFri, 17 Jul 2026 21:06:53 GMT<![CDATA[PROMO: Daisy Walker: Priest Cop]]>https://www.semifunctioningpress.com/p/promo-daisy-walker-priest-cophttps://www.semifunctioningpress.com/p/promo-daisy-walker-priest-copSun, 12 Jul 2026 13:57:56 GMT

are you afraid of vampires?

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UP! UP! UP!

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to find your bonded pair…

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*press noises

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wake up, and drink the ink

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*press noises

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Subscribe for more forests.

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*press noises*

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drink the ink.

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the sun rises and the press presses, everyone knows that…

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The Press is never late, accept when it is.

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Too early? Try again next week

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press noises

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late but never absent

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grab a plate

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*press noises*

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mmm, coffee

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who doesn’t love a party?

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Subscribe for evergreen plants.

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*words to make you subscribe*

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